“In the NUDE, all that is not beautiful is obscene.”
Robert Bresson
“What do you say to your sister who poses in the nude? It's not like you are really itching to see photographs of your sister naked. I mean, it's just something that is not too exciting.”
Ron Reagan
“Many celebrities have appeared on the cover of Playboy, but not nude, including Claudia Schiffer, Paris Hilton, Goldie Hawn, Raquel Welch, Barbra Streisand, Brooke Shields and Donald Trump.”
Lauren Malone
“If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."”
Jack Handy
“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw
“When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.”
Stephen Fry
“No nude, however abstract, should fail to arouse in the spectator some vestige of erotic feeling, even if it be only the faintest shadow - and if it does not do so it is bad art and false morals”
Kenneth Clark