“I guess they spray out the urine and fake out the probation officer.”
Robert Carpenter
“Our officers have been urinating and defecating in the basement of Harrah's Casino, ... They have been going in stores to feed themselves.”
Eddie Compass
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
Robin Williams
“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car”
Will Durst
“We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“If his urine sample doesn't come back dirty, yeah, he's a champion. But it did, ... You can't cheat and get caught. Now we will see how it looks when he fights Guinn. I don't care (about fighting him). Don't matter to me.”
Chris Byrd
“I don't know of any special properties that are found in urine. It doesn't contain something magical.”
Paul Hazen
