“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
Jack Handy
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
William Shakespeare
“He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.”
Ernest Hemingway
“For each illness that doctors cure with medicine, they provoke ten in healthy people by inoculating them with the virus that is a thousand times more powerful than any microbe: the idea that one is ill.”
Marcel Proust
