“Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral process we do, you don't need the popular vote to win.”
Jay Leno
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Tomorrow is a satire on today, And shows its weakness.”
Edward Young
“People love burlesque today because it incorporates all the old-school glamour, satire and highlights the female form -- it's something that many women can actually see themselves doing.”
Baby Doe
“Vote: The instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."”
Mark Twain
