“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”
Jay Leno
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
Kenneth waters Jr
“I took off for New York City the day I graduated from college. I weighed 230 pounds and I had $150 in the bank.”
Marcia Wallace
“I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'”
Richard Jeni
“On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.”
Paul Merton
“Sooner or later they are going to live in a New York City where gay marriage is not only legal, but it's common and they don't even notice.”
Anthony Weiner
“I love short trips to New York; to me it is the finest three-day town on earth”
James Cameron
