“According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.”
Jay Leno
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer”
Benjamin Franklin
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
William Shakespeare
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
