“When you see Texans coming down here, you know that something is up.”
Robert Williams
“It's the one day of the year when everybody in the world can be a Texan and celebrate it. We have a unique state. We have a unique character.”
Charles Yates
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
Richard Lewis
“I was going through a situation where the Texans wanted to keep me and three or four other NFL teams were interested in me. I was faced with a tough decision on whether to come back to Virginia or stay in the NFL. The familiarity with [Virginia's] program and my family ties tipped the scale when the coordinator's position was offered to me.”
Mike London
“Now we're in this dry cycle, and quite frankly, Texans have forgotten how to deal with it. While we were in that wet cycle, the population of this state just about doubled, and all the conditions are different than they were the last time we were in a dry cycle.”
James Hull
“[Texans for Public Justice, an anti-corruption group based in Texas applauded the indictment.] No jury can undo the outcome of Texas 2002 elections, ... but the justice system must punish those who criminally conspire to undermine democracy no matter how powerful they may be. If we are to be a democracy, then powerful politicians cannot flout such laws with impunity.”
Craig McDonald
