“It's not safe, but yeah, I can flip a piano over. You take it on this side where there's not really as much weight.”
Ben Folds
“Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Ani Difranco
“His invention is ubiquitous and has had as much if not more impact than the invention of the piano. He's probably one of the most important musical instrument makers in history.”
David Borden
“People tend to dance much more easily than they can sing or play the piano. It's not hard to teach a person to do a good jitterbug. But it's hard to get them to sound like Sinatra.”
Christopher Sharrett
“The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.”
Andre Segovia
“PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.”
Dame Edith Sitwell
