“I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.”
Ben Folds
“Both pets and people annoy me, but at least animals don't chew your ear off.”
Rain Bojangles
“I rant, therefore I am.”
Dennis Miller
“The Christian religion, then, is not an affair of preaching, or prating, or ranting, but of taking care of the bodies as well as the souls of people; not an affair of belief and of faith and of professions, but an affair of doing good, and especially to those who are in want; not an affair of fire and brimstone, but an affair of bacon and read, beer and a bed.”
William Cobbett
“Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms.”
Charlie Sheen
“They picked a fight with a warlock.”
“I’m bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.”
