“The Death of Advertising? I think that's in the book of Revelation. It's the day when people everywhere become satisfied with their weight, their hair, their skin, their wardrobe, and their aroma.”
Jef I. Richards
“The end mustifies the beans.”
jonas belck
“But the congregation complained about the breakfast aroma being a distraction to the worship service.”
Clark Johnson
“There's a pleasant peanut butter aroma.”
Kate Jansen
“I gotta be honest, I kinda like the idea of death. Because if I could live forever I'd probably never do half of the things I do every single day... knowing I'll die someday.”
Vanda M
“Cardinal Keith O'Brien called on people to wear a cross every day and advertise a war mongering, racist, intolerant, money-grabbing cult, based on a mythical creature and ancient lies. I call on people to weigh-in their crosses and religious jewellery at a refinery, and donate the proceeds to their local hospital or a worthy cause. And to throw their Bibles, religious books and scriptures of deceit in the recycling bin.”
The Factologist
“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.”
Will Rogers
