“A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.”
Bennett Cerf
“A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.”
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.”
Albert Einstein
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?”
Mitch Hedberg
“I may have a feather duster down my pants.”
Johnny Depp
“I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
