“The police cannot protect the citizen at this stage of our development, and they cannot even protect themselves in many cases. It is up to the private citizen to protect himself and his family, and this is not only acceptable, but mandatory.”
Jeff Cooper
“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”
Keith Richards
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.”
Jack Handy
“I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.”
Alfred Hitchcock
