“Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.”
Benny Hill
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
Mark Twain
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
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