“Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.”
Benny Hill
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
Mae West
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
Gilda Radner
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with”
Clark Gable
