“I have a wild bunch of coconuts!”
Benny Hill
“They seemed weak but OK. They said they had eaten coconuts, boars and wild shoots. They hunted to stay alive,”
Shaukat Hussain
“What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?”
Monty Python
“If you had teeth of steel, you could eat iron coconuts”
Singhalese Proverb
“The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.”
William Manchester
“Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?”
“It isn't the flavor of coconut that troubles me, but the texture I feel as if I'm chewing on a sweetened cuticle.”
Steve Almond
