“Clearly, investors were not expecting bad news from IBM.”
Ben Hock
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic”
Winston Churchill
“When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation”
Voltaire
“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules”
Douglas Adams
“That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”
Garrison Keillor
“If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?”
William Somerset Maugham
