“They don't put luggage racks on hearse”
Robert Dedman
“I drive a 1974 Cadillac hearse and it seemed liked the ultimate accessory for my car.”
Dan Bailey
“Everybody wants to use that hearse,”
Jack Hall
“HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Why is there always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in? Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?”
Carl Sandburg
“I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.”
Barbara Hutton
