“The happiest miser on earth is the man who saves up every friend he can make”
Robert E Sherwood
“The only way I will have a baby for your trifling ass is if you put your sperm in a turkey baster so I can impregnate myself”
nerissa irving
“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
Robert Frost
“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed”
Mahatma Gandhi
“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”
George Bernard Shaw
“Man is the cruelest animal. At tragedies, bullfights, and crucifixions he has so far felt best on earth; and when he invented hell for himself, behold, that was his very heaven.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how he could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.”
Abraham Lincoln
