“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“The only way I will have a baby for your trifling ass is if you put your sperm in a turkey baster so I can impregnate myself”
“Your worries are not here to serve you, but to disturb you...”
Philip T. M.
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
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