“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
Robert Frost
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“The only way I will have a baby for your trifling ass is if you put your sperm in a turkey baster so I can impregnate myself”
nerissa irving
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
Helen Rowland
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
