“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it”
Robert Frost
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“Never diss a man for calling a spade a spade. It's when he hits you with it you'll soon realise you're in danger.”
Larss Vincent McKevitt
“My way of dealing with two faced people is simple. Issue an old one two, as that way there's a possibility you'll hit them both.”
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
Panchatapa Goswami
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
