“They had to stop attacking doctors and they're mad, so what they're doing is, they're back attacking the patients.”
Beth Moore
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer”
Benjamin Franklin
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
William Shakespeare
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
