“Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.”
Robert Graves
“Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.”
Billie Jean King
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."”
Rita Rudner
“When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis.”
Anna Kournikova
“I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.”
“I like sports, I enjoy anything to do with the ocean, I like surfing, sailing, I like to play tennis.”
Beau Bridges
