“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
Erma Bombeck
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.”
“I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."”
Janeane Garofalo
“Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got 'Full House,' it was, like, wow, he's playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in 'Full House.'”
Bob Saget
“My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.”
Nora Ephron
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