“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.”
Robin Williams
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”
Oscar Wilde
“At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman”
Ovid
“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I have found that all ugly things are made by those who strive to make something beautiful, and that all beautiful things are made by those who strive to make something useful.”