“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
Robin Williams
“The world should really try laughing more often, no matter how dark the joke is. The world is dark enough.”
J C A Rowe
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
