“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“I do not agree with the Nevada type of divorce, where you get it with e-mail, but with divorce legislation that safeguards the interest of children”
Joseph Muscat
“Divorce legislation should provide a good chance for the first marriage to succeed and not to speed up the procedures for a second marriage to begin.”
