“Cricket is basically baseball on valium.”
Robin Williams
“Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being ended sooner.”
George Bernard Shaw
“It's possible to get two sports coaches (tennis, basketball, baseball, cricket etc) with the same qualifications, approximately the same age and same ability but one is twice as busy as the other.”
Serena Greenslade
“finally the chef got to taste a piece of his own cake..a world cup...glad England beat Australia to win first ever (any) cricket world cup.”
Mirtunjay Upadhyay
“The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity”
“Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.”
Jack Handy
“It (cricket) requires one to assume such indecent postures”
Oscar Wilde
