“It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth the playing.”
Bernard Darwin
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“The very first thing that you take out of your bag should be a good attitude, if not, you'll miss out on the most rewarding part of golf.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.”
Arnold Palmer
“If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.”
Gary Player
“I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.”
Eddie Murphy
“In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.”
Clive James
