“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
Ron Jeremy
“You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
Salvador Dalí
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
Milos Foreman
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it”
Truman Capote
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
George Carlin
