“Being put on top of each other and forced to masturbate, being naked in front of each other — it's all a form of torture.”
Bernard Haykel
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
Salvador Dalí
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
Milos Foreman
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it”
Truman Capote
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
George Carlin
“I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex”
David Lodge
