“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“Also, when I met my wife Julie, who had been skiing since she was three. Skiing has always been something we could share together - I know way more about the mountaineering aspects, but Julie is a better skier than I am. She still kicks my ass on a pair of skis.”
Michael Kennedy
“I'm happy when they told me I had been traded to the Mets. I think this team has a lot of opportunities for me.”
Jorge Julio
“I could say that maybe if I met my wife now, I would not marry her.”
Mahir Murad
“I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.”
Justine Vogt
