“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.”
Christian Bale
“I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.”
Christopher Walken
“Punch-coal, cut-candle, and set brand on end, is neither good house wife, nor good house-wife's friend.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.”
Damon Hill
“Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.”
William Penn
