“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
Cesare Pavese
“And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: / But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife.”
Bible
“It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.”
Mae West
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
Carrie P. Snow
“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't”
Victor Borge
“I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.”
Charles Bukowski
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