“I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A mother takes care of me+other, but a father takes care of his fat+her”
Miteb Khantash Alqarni
“After your well being - no extension of ones persona or occupation matters to the Mother - A Son to a Mother is a Son”
Daniel Robert O'Neill
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”
Oscar Wilde
“The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.”
“After all, what would be "beautiful" if the contradiction had not first become conscious of itself, if the ugly had not first said to itself: "I am ugly"?”
Friedrich Nietzsche