“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength and inspiration and the doubling of your intellectual and moral powers. Blot out from your mind any idea of superiority; you have none.”
Giuseppe Mazzini
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost
“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
Abraham Lincoln
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
