“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend”
Rodney Dangerfield
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
Rita Rudner
“Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.”
Lucy Liu
“Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week's notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have”
Bob Ettinger
“I'm still waiting for him to ask [on boyfriend Andy Scott-Lee]. We have talked about marriage and it's definitely on the horizon.”
Michelle Heaton
