“There are a few guys (on the Mexican team) that we do know, that I'm able to recognize and realize what they can and can't do. But as it goes on now, we're able to get a little more film. I'll look over what Jake did, and some of our other right-handers, and then I'll make my assessment from there.”
Roger Clemens
“They are definitely an improved team with Garcia and Palencia added to their lineup. These are guys with [Mexican] national team and World Cup experience.”
Chris Henderson
“Our bullpen depth is ridiculous. I almost felt sorry for those guys (the Mexican team) having to face them.”
Derrek Lee
“Mexico City is a lopsided advantage for the Mexican team. With the altitude, it makes it a completely different game. But we know that when we play them anywhere else, we can beat them. We proved that tonight.”
Bruce Arena
“I was really surprised the American team lost to the Mexican team.”
Sadaharu Oh
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
Billy Connolly
“If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.”
Homero Aridjis
