“I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.”
Bernard Manning
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.”
“A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings”
Olin Miller
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
