“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress”
Ronald Reagan
“If Bill Clinton was Moses, he would have come down with the Ten Suggestions.”
Bill Maher
“And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.”
Bible
“And the LORD said unto Moses, Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you; that my wonders may be multiplied in the land of Egypt.”
“And it came to pass, when the congregation was gathered against Moses and against Aaron, that they looked toward the tabernacle of the congregation: and, behold, the cloud covered it, and the glory of the LORD appeared.”
“If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments.”
Isaac Bashevis Singer
“What was unusual about the way we did this version of 'The Ten Commandments' was we treated Moses like he was a lunatic. If somebody came and told you today, 'I've just been talking to a burning bush,' you would try and have him put into a hospital, wouldn't you?”
Naveen Andrews