“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.”
Ronald Reagan
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside”
Robert Cringely
“I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.”
Stephen Wright
“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”
Erma Bombeck
“I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!”
Bob Marley
