“The current tax code is a daily mugging”
Ronald Reagan
“Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.”
Conan O'Brien
“A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.”
Wendy Kaminer
“Get the plane on the ground. Let the authorities deal with the hijackers. As in a mugging, the thing you don't want to do is grab the pistol out of the mugger's hand. Give the mugger your wallet. In a hijacking the proper thing to do is sit tight and not challenge the hijackers,”
Brian Jenkins
“Get the plane on the ground. Let the authorities deal with the hijackers. As in a mugging, the thing you don't want to do is grab the pistol out of the mugger's hand. Give the mugger your wallet. In a hijacking the proper thing to do is sit tight and not challenge the hijackers.”
“If it's a mugging, you might not want to give out the name of the victim in case the robber might seek them out to intimidate them from prosecuting.”
Jay Bender
“I could very likely wake up and feel horrible -- like Nick Nolte's mug shot. I could wake up like that, and that means there's no quad.”
Johnny Weir
