“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"”
Bette Midler
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly
“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
Mark Twain
“It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal...one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.”
Theophile Gautier
