“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.”
Roseanne Barr
“I joined the military when I was very young to go out and save the world. Sadly I found out the world doesn't want to be saved. It wants to be left alone.”
Miguel A. Correa
“Shape, shine, shadow, silhouette, smell, sound and movement - Niner said, repeating the basic rules of camouflage. - Shame they couldn't find something beginning with S to complete the set.”
RC-1309 Niner (in Star Wars- Republic Commando: Hard Contact by Karen Traviss)
“I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the fourth... rocks."”
Albert Einstein
“I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.”
Will Rogers
“World War I was Beta release before actual product launch”
Mirtunjay Upadhyay
“Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel!”
Homer Simpson