“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on”
Roseanne Barr
“One of the challenges that Sears has faced is the mix of customers that shop their hard lines is different than what they were typically attracting in apparel.”
Anne Brouwer
“Sears owns the Kenmore brand. We're one of at least five different manufacturers in a process that they manage. What we manufacture for them today we may not manufacture tomorrow.”
Jeff M. Fettig
“One lesson we learned from Katrina is that you don't wait 'til the levee breaks to take action.”
Dan McLagan
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Jack Handy
“I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.”
Eddie Izzard
