“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
Craig Kilborn
“I grew up in a family much like the 'Jerry Springer Show,'”
Chris Cagle
“In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.”
Marilyn Manson
“Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,”
Yasmine Bleeth
“Don't whiz on the electric fence”
American Proverb
“She did it four more times that same week of camp. She's just a whiz on our tower now.”
Ally Barnes
