“Have a nice trip, Dick.”
Betty Ford
“At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
Jay Leno
“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.”
Zig Ziglar
“I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me.”
Courtney Love
“I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?”
Dave Mustaine
“I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney. Then I won't have to do anything.”
George Bush
