“Why not? We've played the best teams in our league tough. Our league is kind of funny because you never know how it's going to unfold. I think we're going to be in good shape as long as we take care of business at home, and we've got to get it rolling on the road.”
Ryan Evanochko
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde