“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
Rudolf Nureyev
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”