“I really believe i was happier when i slept on a park bench in Central Park than during all the years of the 'perfect lover' stuff.'”
Rudolph Valentino
“He believed someone had slept in his bed. This suspicion was heightened when the deceased and Smith found a bag containing toiletries outside the homestead,”
Chris Clarke
“[I wrestled with what to do for hours and actually even slept on it. When I woke up and looked in the mirror, I was surprised to see two miniature figures on each shoulder. On one side was Bibby, who was chanting:] It's not their fault! It's mine! Vote for them! They deserve it! ... When in doubt, I always say try to be as obnoxious as possible.”
Bill Laimbeer
“I didn't feel so hot when I woke up this morning. But I slept most of the afternoon and I feel a lot better now.”
Adam Dauksas
“[But as] I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt ... they wake up with Pete Wentz from Illinois.”
Pete Wentz
“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
Mitch Hedberg
“God's finger touched him, and he slept.”
Alfred Lord Tennyson