“I'm sorry they're disbanding. The Bag Ladies have been such an institution in the fight against HIV. They set themselves up for ridicule but they overcome it.”
Betty Wilson
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.”
Craig Kilborn
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
Celia Cruz
“It's not that journals need to be more careful. Institutions need to be set up so that we don't produce this problem.”
David Magnus
“Ladies were ladies in those days; they did not do things themselves.”
Gwen Raverat
