“I'm very disappointed. I came out and it was like half-empty, or half-full, depending on how you look at it. But I feel like the Olympics should be sold out.”
Jennifer Rodriguez
“Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
Bill Cosby
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist”
Marie Muhammad
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“No Bartender is going to fill your glass if it's "half full"”
Arthur Stephens
“What bartender is going to fill your glass if it's "half full"?”
“"If you're cup is half empty, you can blame it on others, or you can fill it up yourself.."”
reza farivar
